You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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