do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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