Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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