Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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