so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
did you just send me my own nude
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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