I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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