I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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