What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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