hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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