Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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