Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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