oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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