So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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