Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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