Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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