I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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