I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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