dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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