so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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