Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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