508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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