There is no way he is gay with that hair.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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