Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
handjob tips. give me some.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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