Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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