Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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