Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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