i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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