So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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