he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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