Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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