Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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