Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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