you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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