You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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