I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
