Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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