I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Pappa wants mamma naked
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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