Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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