do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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