We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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