Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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