Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Less talking, more tequila
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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