sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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