question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
tell me about the fingering
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