bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I smell like Dick and happiness
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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