I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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