some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
please come you make the beer taste better
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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