i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
