guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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