if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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