You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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