We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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