He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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