Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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