no. you can't hotbox the world.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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