let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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