Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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